FineLine is written and produced by a talented team, where sometimes, performers and writers have to take on additional tasks, because we are so cheap and talented! Click on a Crew Member Name (if linked) to go to their Personal Web Page

Writing & Production

• Danny Mendlow - Writer
  Danny never sleeps, and thus he summons the power of 1,000 monkeys at their typewriters, and is able to write more Sketches than even a Communist Pig like Superman could ever dream - If he could dream... Frickin Aliens...
• Greg Dickson - Writer, Production Co-ordinator
  Greg is the oldest looking and youngest actual member of FineLine, with writing chops way above his years, unless you realize that he is actually a Savant created from the DNA of George Lucas and Kevin Smith, his quasi-identical twin. Always a funny joke to be told, Greg keeps us laughing, plus he helps out with lots of other stuff! Go Greg Go!
• Chad Rook - Writer, Director
  Chad is the undisputed ruler of the FineLine Clan. He has crushed all 68 other challengers to his throne. You do not want to be the 69th... Don't mess with him.
• James Maitland - Writer, Assistant Director
  Injecting the clone of Jim Carrey with Bovine Growth Forumla, and the DNA of Rich Little created the Comedy Beast known as Jimmy Du Maitland. If James were any funnier, it would be illegal, and we would all be sent to the Canadian Gulags for aiding and abetting his talent.
• Sarah Dawn Pledge - Writer
  Balancing out the Sausage Party that is FineLine, Sarah brings her immense talent and unique vagina, er, voice, in order to stop the show from becoming a twisted version of Brokeback Mountain. Without Sarah, we would simply be a penis to watch for 22 minutes.
• Nathan Witte - Writer, Production Manager
  Nathan is a dedicated craftsman, with heaps of charm and character. Ironically, his singing skills are lacking, although we do admire his tan. Nathan is The MAN that brings some needed flavour to our bland pale whiteness, even though Kristian apparently has more street cred. Thankfully FineLine is 75% Racial, and 15% Racy and 10% Racist.
• Joe Musters - Writer
  The Beloved Cousin of TV's own, "Dan Aykroyd", Joe Musters spends most of his time hanging out with famous cousin, Dan Aykroyd. When "The Ayk" as Joe likes to call him, is busy, Joe enjoys discussing Dan Aykroyd related movies and activities. Joe's favorite movies starring The Ayk, include "Ghostbusters", "ConeHeads", "The Great Outdoors", and "The Blues Brothers". Joe also "plays" the Homeless Guy on Fineline, and loves to Skateboard Nude to feel the wind on his sorry areas!
• Jason C. Gavin - Writer, Co-Director, Editor, Director of Photography, Motivator, Jack-of-ALL-Trades
  No one else rules as much as Jason Gavin. When Chad talks about Rockstars - he's really talking about The Gavin. Without him - FineLine really does not exist. Do not trust him when he has only a mustache - He's like Spock with a Beard...
• Paul Verge - Writer, Camera Op, IT, Web Stuff, helping and learning from Jay G.
  Smarter than your average 2 door garage, and conjurer of conspiratorial fun, Paul splits his time between being moderately humorous, and splendid douchebaggery. He also is big Geek, which makes him Useful. For now.